According to inconclusive surveys, research and complaints from a few random feminazis, it has shown that our nation has, again, disappointed all women around the world and allowed a company to promote the chauvinistic Patriarchy and contributed to the oppression of all women in the world.
As can be seen in the photo above, no regulations have been placed on the placement of a local mama shop's products and a single passing female has cried foul on it.
"This is disgusting and completely wrong! How dare they place these eggs to look like a bra? I am so oppressed!"
- a single woman who is picking too much into a situation and embarrassing half of the human populace
We can see that with the placement of the consumable eggs, it also shows that men are constantly thinking of devouring the bosoms of women around the world, and consequently allowing the Patriarchy to devolve into cannibalism.
Question has also been raised as to why Linger Pueh-go has allowed its products to be egg shaped and its marketing strategy.
"WHY ARE THESE CHOCOLATES EGG-SHAPED?! THEY ARE A COMPLETELY REVOLTING REPRESENTATION OF FEMALE FERTILITY AND THE DIABOLICAL CONDITIONING OF CHILDREN TO BELIEVE THAT ALL WOMEN ARE CHILD-BEARING MACHINES THAT SHOOT OUT CHILDREN LIKE PEW PEW PEW!!!!!!!"
- a very angry commenter who also happened to have a broken caps lock
"I would be every so inclined to agree. Why is the egg for females pink and the egg for males blue? What is this meaning of 'rich in milk'? Are you saying that females must have milky breasts in order to be considered female? Also, 'with surprise'? Is this company insinuating surprise buttsecks and supporting rape culture? Help me! I'm so oppressed by this chocolate confectionary."
- another woman who does not represent an entire movement, and doesn't realize that kids really don't give a shit about colours when all they want is the chocolate and surprise toy
We have contacted Linger Pueh-Go and are awaiting their response.
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In case you haven't realized, this is satire.
