Saturday, 25 April 2015

Absolutely Important Tuition Assignment

BLK 666
Bodoh Lane, #06-66
Singapore 666666

Mr. Richard Ovawurticus Tutor
Language Tutor
Reputable Centre Pte Ltd
Education Cove Street 25
Singapore 123456

Dear Mr. Richard Ovawurticus Tutor,
Absolutely Important Tuition Assignment

My name is Chao Giam Siap. I am an extremely concerned parent. I have a very bright child. However, I am extremely worried for my offspring’s grades. My offspring is only able to attend classes in the wee hours of the morning or late into the night. Most of the people in your industry have flexible work hours I don’t see why none of you can make time for my offspring.

I have done extensive searching online and spoken with many of my high-flying colleagues and have come to the conclusion that you have many years of teaching experience, understand what you’re teaching about, have a positive track record and provide an excellent and professional service. However, it is SG50 and the Great Singapore Sale is commencing in a few months. It is to my understanding that many service providers offer greatly discounted rates to celebrate this. I would like to ask if you can give me a special discounted rate. Not too much of a discount. I have manners, mind you. Maybe just a 50% discount. I promise that it will be kept a secret between us. This arrangement will remain a secret and be taken with me to my grave. You can trust me.

In return for this, I will tell everyone about how great you are. It’s great exposure! I know that you’ll earn a lot less and have to starve a little because you’ve taken my offspring on and will be unable to teach others who are willing to pay normal rates. But think about it! Think of all the people who will want to enlist your services after I spread word around.

Education is the future of our youths and you, as an educator, are at the forefront of this. Your name will echo in the hallways of history as one of the change-makers of society! It is an honour. And because it’s an honour, I would like you to consider the honour of maybe, just maybe, doing it all for free. I will, of course, be kind and keep ensure you have a steady supply of tap water and oxygen in the room. You will have to make your own arrangements for food and transport.

I look forward to your quick and favourable reply,

Chao Giam Siap

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